Saturday, 5 December 2020

Holiday Movie Marathon

Just like at Halloween-time, it's looking increasingly likely that the Holidays won't be the same as in years past. And while I will miss getting together in person with friends and family around warm fireplaces, unwrapping presents and sipping cocoa (or wine), I'm doing my best to start new traditions and make the best of a tough situation. So, just like at Halloween, I'll be doing a Movie Marathon, complete with themed snacks and drinks.

I've learned (somewhat) from my first experience, and went for simpler recipes this time, and I even cut down on the number of movies (from 13 to 12...) The list includes many I've seen (or watch every year), as well as some that I've somehow missed. Narrowing down the list was near impossible and there are several classics (old & new) I know I'm missing, but perhaps that can be saved for next year's marathon (I put a few of them at the bottom of the post if you're curious what just missed the cut).

I also picked up a "12 Daze of Xmas" beer pack from local brewery, 3 Heads Brewing, and did my best to pair their brews with the movies I had picked out. Some matched up better than others, but either way, I'll enjoy the brews!

Feel free to join along for the merriment!


Friday, Dec. 11thDouble Feature: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966 & 2000) (Freeform, Netflix)

Saturday, Dec. 12th: Double Feature: A Muppet Christmas Carol & Mickey’s Christmas Carol (Disney+)


Sunday, Dec. 13th: A Charlie Brown Christmas (Live on PBS at 7:30pm)
Monday, Dec. 14th: National Lampoon's Christmas (Amazon Prime or Freeform)
Tuesday, December 15th: The Santa Clause (Disney+)

Wednesday, December 16th: The Polar Express (Amazon Prime or Freeform)
Thursday, December 17th: Miracle on 34th Street (1974 or 1994) (Disney+)
Friday, December 18th: Elf (Hulu)
Saturday, December 19th: Double Feature: Home Alone & Home Alone 2 (Disney+)

  • Snacks
    • Large Cheese Pizza - ordering Takeout
    • Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
    • Ice Cream Sundae
  • Drinks
Sunday, December 20th: Double Feature: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & Frosty the Snowman (Freeform)

Monday, December 21st: A Christmas Story (Hulu)

Tuesday, December 22nd: It's a Wonderful Life (Amazon Prime)

And as promised, here are a few that narrowly missed the cut (like I said, narrowing it down was hard!). We'll save these for next year!
  • Die Hard
  • Scrooged
  • White Christmas
  • Klaus
  • Arthur Christmas
  • The Man Who Invented Christmas
  • Krampus
  • Gremlins
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas (too Halloween-y?)
  • Planes, Trains & Automobiles (I know, more Thanksgiving than Christmas, but still)

Monday, 12 October 2020

Halloween Movie Marathon Fun

Quarantine has taught us all things. Many have learned to cook. Others have tried bringing TV shows & movies to pass the time. Others have had an extra cocktail (or two) to deal with the added stress (who wouldn't?) This Halloween, when we can't celebrate with a big costume party, I'm embracing what quarantine has taught me and making the best of this general hellscape of a year.


For 13 nights, I'm going to attempt to watch a Halloween movie, complete with a movie-themed snack and drink. Initially, I thought I'd only tackle one or two, but there are just too many good Halloween / spooky movies out there. I know the list is missing some classics (when I came up with the original list, there were 30-some-odd movies), but there aren't enough days left in October. Plus, with a new baby, 13 is probably crazy enough.

For my list, I stuck to some tried-and-true classics, some newer or (slightly) more obscure films, and some that, surprisingly, I just haven't seen yet. I steered clear of horror and slasher flicks (just not my thing) and tried to include a range of ratings.

So, if you want to join along on this crazy adventure for one, two or all of the nights, below is the schedule I'm planning on sticking to, along with snack recipes & drink recipes. Most of the drinks are all non-alcoholic, but can easily be turned from mocktails into cocktails. I'll be posting on Instagram and Twitter (possibly live-tweeting, we'll see), and may even host some watch parties if enough people are interested. Stay tuned & stay spooky!


Monday, October 19th - Hocus Pocus (1993) - PG

Tuesday, October 20th - Ghostbusters (1984) - PG

Wednesday, October 21st - Monster's, Inc. (2001) - G

Thursday, October 22nd - The Addams Family (1991) - PG-13
  • Streaming: Netflix
  • Snacks:
  • Drinks:
    • Uncle Fester's Electric Shock
      • 4 oz Mountain Dew
      • 2 oz Sprite
      • Splash of lime juice
      • Garnish: lime wedge, pink Pop Rocks
    • The Morticia Addams
      • 7 oz cranberry juice
      • 1.5 oz black Vodka
      • Garnish: Maraschino Cherries
Friday, October 23rd - Clue (1985) - PG
  • Streaming: Amazon Prime
  • Snacks: 
  • Drinks:
    • Miss Scarlet Spiced Cranberry
      • 4 oz cranberry juice
      • 2 oz ginger ale
      • Garnish: fresh cranberries
    • Professor Plum Punch
      • 4 oz grape juice
      • 2 oz lemon-lime soda
      • Garnish: lemon slices

Saturday, October 24th - Casper (1995) - PG

Sunday, October 25th - Scooby-Doo (2002) - PG
  • YouTube (rent: $3.99)
  • Snacks:
  • Drink: Great Dane Cocktail
    • 2 oz gin
    • 1 oz cherry brandy
    • 1/2 oz dry vermouth
    • 1 tsp kirsch
  • Drink: Little Hug Fruit Barrels

Monday, October 26th - Young Frankenstein (1974) - PG
  • Streaming: Amazon Prime or Hulu (with free 7-day STARZ trial)
  • Snacks:
    • Puttin' on the Ritz Crackers & Cheese - exactly what it sounds like
    • Franken-guac
  • Drinks
    • Frankenstein's Monster's Mocktail
      • 4 oz lemon-lime soda
      • 2 oz Torani green apple syrup
      • Splash of cherry juice
      • Garnish: Maraschino cherry
    • Franken-wine - pour your favorite wine & enjoy

Tuesday, October 27th - Shaun of the Dead (2004) - R
  • Streaming: Amazon Prime or Hulu (with free 7-day Cinemax trial)
  • Snacks:
  • Drinks:
    • Zombie Mocktail
      • 4 oz pineapple juice
      • 2 oz lime juice
      • 1 tbsp grenadine
      • Garnish: lime wedge & maraschino cherry
    • Pint from the Winchester - grab your favorite beer, head to the Winchester and wait for this all to blow over


Wednesday, October 28th - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - PG
  • Streaming: Peacock TV (free)
  • Snacks:
  • Drinks:
    • Butterbeer (Hot)
      • 1 cup apple cider (warmed)
      • 2 tbsp caramel sauce
      • 2 tsp cinnamon
      • Garnish: whipped cream & more caramel sauce
    • Butterbeer (Cold)
      • 8 oz cream soda
      • 2 tbsp caramel sauce
    • Pumpkin Juice
      • 1 cup pumpkin puree
      • 1 tsp pumpkin pie spice
      • 1 tbsp maple syrup
      • 1 quart apple juice

Thursday, October 29th - Knives Out (2019) - PG-13

Friday, October 30th - Beetlejuice (1988) - PG
  • YouTube (rent $3.99)
  • Snacks
  • Drink:
    • Beetlejuice
      • 1 oz sweet & sour mix
      • 2 oz limeade
      • 2 oz lemon-lime soda
      • Garnish: maraschino cherry

Saturday, October 31st - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) - G

Let's get spooky!



Friday, 6 March 2020

Learning to Love My New Body

To say pregnancy can be hard would be the understatement of ... well, how long have humans been around? I knew morning sickness, nausea and fatigue would be rough (and they were). I've prepped myself as much as I can for the pain of child birth. But there's one thing I'm still struggling with: learning to love the way my body looks.

Nowadays, it's common for moms-to-be to post beautiful, loving Instagram and Facebook posts of their 'beautiful baby bumps' week by week, comparing baby's size to different fruits and veggies. Meantime, I'm sitting over here, barely able to bend over in my sweats, struggling to go up a flight of stairs without getting winded, feeling constantly like a bloated blimp with a double chin and wondering 'why the hell don't I feel like they do?!'

I should note, I've gained what my doctor says is a perfectly normal, healthy amount of weight in my pregnancy. I've taken extra steps to make sure I eat healthy (at least mostly. Sometimes baby just wants ice cream.) But it hasn't been easy watching the numbers on the scale go up, and up, and up.

Society tells women they should be 'glowing' during pregnancy. That they should feel wonderful about the new life they're bringing into the world. All that 'kumbaya' crap. And don't get me wrong, I'm in awe that my body just knows what to do in order grow and incubate a new human life for 9 months. It's nothing short of incredible. But that doesn't mean I like the way I look.

I've never had the best body image. I've always been on the short side (sorry, kiddo -- I hope you get your father's genes on that one!), and curvier. It took me years to be comfortable with how I looked.

I just like food too damn much, and dislike exercise with an equal passion. It's a combo that's had me yo-yo-ing my weight a bit over the years. Nothing drastic -- but I certainly noticed when my jeans would get too tight or my love handles poked out too much, even if others didn't. And then I'd begrudgingly schlep off to the gym to 'work it off.'

And then I got pregnant the first time. It was a rush of excitement and adrenaline after we had been trying for months. I was thrilled at the prospect of a new baby -- and hadn't given much thought to what my body would look like. It turned out, I didn't get a chance to see much of a change. I miscarried after about 12 weeks.

It was devastating. And at first, I over-indulged to cope. In a glass of wine or two. In an extra piece of cake. In pizza for lunch just 'cause. I gave myself license to grieve through food and drink. And naturally, my weight crept back up. But after months of neglecting the gym -- a place I really couldn't handle going initially -- I finally started to try and get myself back into shape. I wanted to be healthy again so we could hopefully conceive again.

And just as I was approaching my goal weight, I found out that again, I was pregnant. This time, there was a mix of excitement and fear. But fortunately (*knock on wood*) all appears to be going just fine this time.

But now I sit here, at 32 weeks pregnant, trying to cope with how my body looks. Mentally, I understand why my body looks the way it does. I am carrying an extra person -- and all the physical equipment needed to keep that little nugget alive for 9 months. I get it. But I try not to glance in the full-length mirror at the end of the hallway because I just don't like the way I look. I avoid selfies because there's just no angle I can get that doesn't highlight my double chin.

While many women document their burgeoning bumps week by week on social media, I haven't. And in retrospect, that has actually made things harder. Partially, because people who haven't seen me in a while (like before I was really showing) are now in a bit of shock when they do see me in person. Most are kind enough to say how wonderful I look, but there are still some things that I can't believe people say.
"Look how big you are!"
"If you think you're big now -- just wait!"
"You must be getting close to your due date!"
"You look like you're ready to pop!"
For the record, none of these statements are helpful. Or kind. It's not something you would (or should) say to someone who wasn't pregnant. So why do people think it's acceptable to say it to those who are?

Pregnant women are especially vulnerable. Our hormones are out of whack. Our bodies are changing day by day. Things that used to be easy for us aren't anymore. Our moods change constantly. And on top of all that, we're preparing for labor and then taking care of a new life. It's a lot to handle -- mentally, emotionally and physically. And to add comments -- no matter how well intentioned -- on top of that can really mess with you.

What's scary is most people who say these things are completely unaware of how they come off. You may say "you look like you're ready to pop!" meaning "look how close you are to having a new baby!" But what I hear is "you may only be 7 1/2 months pregnant, but you're fat enough to look like you're 9 months pregnant." It's not a good feeling.

Shockingly, not all the comments I get that make me self-conscious about how I'm looking come from men. In fact, most of the time, they come from women. Other women who are mothers. Other women who are mothers who should really know better. Don't you remember how you felt when you were pregnant?

And that's not to say everyone hasn't been supportive. Many people have been. And for that, I am very grateful. I just wish it wasn't the norm to go negative when commenting on my changing body. It's not okay to say these things about anyone -- let alone pregnant women.

Normally, I prefer people to be truthful with me. But in this case, I'd rather you lie. Let's say you didn't sleep well last night, and feel like you look kind of schlumpy in the morning. If someone said to you "you look extra tired today," how would you feel? Not great, right? It may be true, but that doesn't mean it needs to be highlighted.

Instead, offer a helpful or positive message:
"You look great! How are you feeling?" (and actually listen to their answer and respond with empathy)
"You're glowing!"
"Hang in there! I know it can be tough!"
"You look beautiful!"
Or better yet, don't comment on their body at all. We need to fundamentally change the way we approach this topic. We've come a long way in terms of body image positivity in recent years, but for some reason, the memo hasn't gotten around to everyone -- especially when it comes to pregnant women. Our bodies are not here for you to judge. They are here to incubate and bring a new life into this world. Full. Stop.

This also goes for postpartum, when our societal expectations are even more ridiculous. Most women aren't celebrities that have the resources to hire a personal chef and trainer to "whip them back into shape" in a matter of weeks. Most new moms don't have the energy to go to the gym (early on, we're lucky to get a few hours of sleep a night). Plus we're probably still sore from child birth. We may also not be eating healthy meals because we're too busy trying to keep a baby alive -- and that's a round-the-clock kind of gig. Not to mention, despite what happens for some, breastfeeding doesn't always help magically melt all the weight off.

And frankly, we shouldn't put pressure on women to look exactly like they did before having a baby. Their body grew a new life and carried it for 9 months. They should be proud of that -- and of their new mom bod.

Wednesday, 27 November 2019

Don't Touch My Belly

As we inch into the holiday season, there's one thing I fear more than anything else. And it's not a shut-down-the-city blizzard. Or even getting another awful Christmas sweater from my grandma (sorry, Nana). It's that people will reach out and touch my pregnant belly.

It's not an uncommon fear. Not all women feel that way when they are pregnant, but many do (including me). And for some inexplicable reason, people still feel the need to reach out an pet my body -- sometimes without my consent.



Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled to be pregnant. I'm beyond excited to meet our baby boy in April. But that doesn't mean I want your paws all over me. And there are plenty of legitimate reasons why.


  1. You didn't bother to ask. 
    This should be obvious, and yet there are still lots of people who squeal in delight at my burgeoning bump and exclaim "I just can't help it!" Yes, yes you can. Presumably you're a grown adult with self control. And if you're not, then there are bigger issues at play here. This is especially bad if you're a stranger or don't know me that well, but the same holds true for family and close friends. Not asking is not only rude, but offensive to me.
  2. You did bother to ask (thank you), I said no, and you went ahead and ignored me.
    This not only tells me that a.) your question was not sincere, and b.) you don't respect me or my body. You weren't asking me to actually find out if I was comfortable with you rubbing my belly like a Buddha statue. You were asking to try and appear polite, but decided ahead of time you were going to give in to your own selfish instincts anyways. If this is the case, don't bother asking. This is even worse than not asking.
  3. I am sometimes uncomfortable saying no.
    Early on, I was hesitant to tell people not to touch my belly. Oftentimes, they were family or close friends asking, and out of guilt or some subconscious feeling of needing to conform to the social norms, I hesitantly said 'ok.' That's started to wear off as the full IDGAF-itis that sometimes comes with pregnancy is kicking into full gear. But there still may be times I'm tired or I'm distracted and hesitantly say 'ok.' Please try to read body language and tone. It matters.
  4. It makes me uncomfortable.
    Impending motherhood is a crazy time. I mean, I'm growing a freakin' tiny human. It's not only amazingly cool, it can be amazingly stressful. My body is going through all sorts of changes that I don't always understand. For the first few months, it's not outwardly visible, but now that it is, I feel fully on display. All the time. Some days I feel great. Other days I feel fat, bloated and grumpy. Those aren't good feelings to have when you feel like a spotlight is constantly on you. Then all of a sudden, somebody wants to reach out and touch my belly? I think not. I will not think twice about swatting your hand away. Trust me - if you thought I was feisty before, you haven't seen hormonal me. I don't reach out an rub your belly because it's weird. There are literally no other circumstances that I can think of in which someone would touch another person's body forcibly or without consent and not have the cops called on them.
  5. You're not going to feel the baby kick (at least for now).
    I'm only 4 1/2 months along, so this may change at some point, but right now, you're not going to feel the baby kick. I'm not 100% sure I've even felt the baby kick. So I don't know what you're really looking for by reaching out and petting me like a puppy.
  6. Do you even know where the baby is right now?
    Again, because I'm only about halfway into this pregnancy, the baby is not really in my belly (I mean, babies never are in the mother's stomach, but if you need me to explain that to you, again, we have bigger issues to deal with). But right now, the baby is sitting very low -- right near my privates. And if you touch me there, I will call the cops on you (likely after I pop you square in the jaw).
  7. It's sexist and archaic.
    Think about it. We don't go around cupping the father-to-be's junk. Can you even imagine something like that happening in today's society? You'd be punched and arrested so fast it's not even funny. Yet somehow, women's bodies seem to be fair game. Yes, people often aren't reaching that low, but still, what gives you the right to touch my body when I don't want you to? Nothing. Literally nothing.
  8. You could be putting mine and my baby's health at risk.
    This is especially true for me, being pregnant during the prime of cold & flu season. I have gotten my flu shot, but I don't know that you got yours. And even then, it's still not 100% effective. I don't know if you've been sick. And you might not either (colds are often contagious before we start showing symptoms). And while most of us can kick a cold easily, pregnant women are immunocompromised. When a woman becomes pregnant, her immune system relaxes so the body's defenses don't attack the baby by mistaking it to be a foreign, nefarious illness. Plus, pregnant women are extremely limited in what medications they can take safely without harming baby. I just spent the last week and a half trying to kick a nasty head cold with orange juice, tissues and rest. It sucked. Luckily for me, I didn't have a fever, but if I had, it could put both me and my baby at serious risk. The baby's immune system is still developing and is in its critical phases. By reaching out, you could be putting both my baby and me at risk. 
  9. I am constantly worried about every decision I make and its impact on my baby.
    Being pregnant comes with all sorts of new rules for how I must live my life. No alcohol. Don't eat certain foods. Make sure your meat is cooked thoroughly. Don't use certain cleaning products...or shampoos...or lotions. The list of things that could potentially put your baby at risk is endless. You know what else is on the list? Exposure to other people and their germs. This ties into the bullet point above slightly, but I also don't know the last time you washed your hands. I don't know if you've been working around cars or chemicals that could put me and my baby at risk. And if you're not pregnant or haven't had a pregnant partner, odds are good you're not well-versed in what a pregnant woman should and shouldn't be exposed to. 
  10. Hell hath no fury like a pregnant woman scorned.
    I like to think that I have a normally sweet disposition. But people will tell you I get feisty in a hurry if I feel wronged. Throw some hormones into the mix and I'll go full mother bear on you. And fast.

Bottom line, if you're not me, my husband or my doctor:

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 

Thursday, 18 April 2019

REVIEW: The Avengers

So I'm a bit behind, but I'm committed to catching up. It's been one week since I watched "The Avengers," which wrapped up Phase 1 of the MCU before Marvel really decided it was doing Phases.  At the time (2012), it was one of the most (if not the most) ambitious crossover films in years. After introducing us to the team in solo movies, Marvel put all its eggs in one basket, and bet big, hoping the superheroes and their super egos (and alter egos) could mesh in a 2-hour, action-packed, fun and entertaining flick. While some critics weren't impressed at the time, I found myself liking the movie even more upon re-watching it.

We start by setting up arguably one of the better villains of the MCU, Loki (Tom Hiddleson), who is given a scepter with mind-control powers and sent to Earth to get the film's MacGuffin, the Tessaract. The blue cube, last seen in "Captain America: The First Avenger" was recovered by S.H.I.E.L.D. and is being experimented on by Dr. Erik Selvig (Stellan SkarsgÄrd) from "Thor" for its unlimited energy potential. Soon, it bursts open, allowing Loki to arrive through a wormhole, and use his fancy schmancy scepter to take control of the minds of Selvig and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner). It's a shame too, because Hawkeye barely gets any screen time before he's turned into one of Loki's lemmings.

The film jumps right into the action, with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) and Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) chasing after Loki and his goons, who get away with the Tessaract. So it's time to call in the "A-Team" Avengers. We get nice little vignettes with Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johannson) interrogating/kicking some Russian baddies asses, then recruiting Bruce Banner (now Mark Ruffalo instead of Edward Norton - a smart upgrade in my opinion). He's been hiding out in Calcutta to avoid any more 'incidents' with the big green guy.

Fury recruits Steve Rogers/Captain America (Chris Evans), who is spending his defrosted days destroying punching bags while trying to cope with the emotional and psychological toll dying/being frozen for 70 years takes on a person. The recap of his last conversation with Peggy is brutal. Meantime, Coulson is sent to the newly built Stark Tower, powered by an arc reactor, to recruit Iron Man. After Tony dismisses Pepper's contributions ("Give yourself 12% of the credit"), she leaves Tony to his 'homework' from Coulson, which includes studying up on his soon-to-be compatriots. There are probably lots of Easter Eggs here, but for the sake of time, I'll skip ahead.

Coulson gets a brief moment to (semi-creepily) fangirl over Captain America -- bragging that he collects Cap trading cards. It's endearing to see him ask for his hero's autograph. The heroes arrive on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s helicarrier, where they are able to track Loki to Germany. He's there to steal some sort of mineral or whatever to help Selvig create a weapon/extended wormhole out of the Tessaract.
It's almost impossible to take Hiddleson seriously in that ridiculous reindeer-antler helmet of his, as he tells the crowd that they were meant to be ruled. Cap, Stark and Natasha swoop in to save the day and arrest Loki, which, as our heroes point out, seems to easy.

Enter Thor, who is also after his brother for being a bad, bad boy. It leads to another great mini-action set piece between Iron Man, Thor and Captain America. It leads to so many great one-liners ("Lemme guess, Shakespeare in the Park? ... Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" and "Stay out of this metal man!") They all return to the helicarrier together, sans Tessaract. Loki is imprisoned in a glass holding cell (initially meant to contain the Hulk in an emergency) that Fury threatens to throw from the aircraft if he tries to escape. I don't understand that logic of 'if you try to escape, we'll jettison you away from us,' but in superhero movies like these, it's best not to linger or you may discover a problematic plot point. Marvel largely does a good job of making sure the big components make sense at least on the surface, and when there's something absolutely absurd thrown in there, they call it out. It's that kind of humor that helped make these movies so successful.

With the Avengers (sans Hawkeye) assembled at least physically in the same space, Marvel shows us small cracks in the team -- pieces of their humanity that make them relatable. We also get some of the best one-liners here -- and this film is chock-full of them. This is the movie that truly marked Marvel's stamp on their signature quip. And it's not all coming from Stark. They play to each of the characters' personalities. Whether it's
Thor trying to reckon with his brother being the bad guy ("He's adopted") to Steve's lack of pop culture knowledge on account of being frozen for the last 70 years ("I understood that reference!") to Stark's sarcastic schmoozy nature ("That man is playing Galaga!"). The quips are all funny, but in their own ways -- like our soon-to-be rag-tag bunch of heroes.

Tony and Banner form a bit of a science-bro bond, but Ruffalo's Banner is more timid, mild mannered (at least when he's not green). He's just trying to keep his nose down and get his work done finding the Tessaract. Meantime, Tony is Tony, trying to figure out what Fury & S.H.I.E.L.D. are hiding. And also tries to provoke the Hulk out. Cap, being the good soldier that he is, has problems with Stark questioning orders. It's here that
you can begin to see the fracture and tension that would eventually lead to "Captain America: Civil War." Director Joss Whedon does a nice job of giving both Steve and Tony their own character moments to discover S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secret: Tony hacks the computers, Steve uses his WWII spy/soldier skills to find that they are trying to use the Tessaract to create weapons.

Meantime, Loki is barking misogynistic insults at Black Widow as she explains how Clint was sent to kill her, but decided to get her to join S.H.I.E.L.D. instead. It's a good moment where Loki thinks he's played her, but really, the master spy and assassin has been playing him the whole time. Just as our heroes are having a falling out over Cap & Tony's discovery, a brain-washed Clint attacks in an effort to coax the Hulk out. It works, although for some still inexplicable reason, Banner's shirt rips as he changes, but his pants remain intact.

This gives us another nice action set piece - with each of our characters getting time in the spotlight. First Black Widow, then Thor try to contain the Hulk (spoiler, it doesn't work) before the Hulk attacks a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet that shot at him and plummets to the ground. Cap and Tony work together to repair a helicarrier engine in a nice pivot from their argument
moments earlier. And Nat gives Clint the cognitive re-calibration he needs to get Loki out of his head. Speaking of, that trickster somehow pulls a fast one on Thor (again -- he's really too trusting), then kills Agent Coulson so he can escape. And to add insult to injury, Loki flings Thor from the helicarrier in the Hulk's cage. Whoever did the sound effects of the God of Thunder bouncing around in that thing should get an award.

Turns out Coulson's death is the rallying point our scattered heroes need to take on Loki, who is now headed to New York City (where else) to try and take over the world with his creepy Chitauri army. Thanks to the help of a brain-washed Selvig and the Tessaract, he's able to let them and their creepy metal slug things fly
through a giant worm hole in the sky. Tony really needs to up his security at Stark Towers if Loki and Selvig were able to get in without any trouble. Stark sarcastically, but forcefully tells Loki that he's pissed the wrong people off -- and "if we can't save the Earth, we'll be damn sure to avenge it." Loki's awfully confident ("I have an army") but so is Stark ("We have a Hulk.")

This sets up what I'll call a 'relay' fight scene -- with the action jumping from character to character as if they're passing off a baton. It's really done quite well, although upon re-watching this, I did notice how long the final battle scene is (30+ minutes). But we get some great quips from everyone and really get to see our heroes pull together as a team. Cap and Tony team up, so do Nat and Clint ("Just like
Budapest all over again!" "You and I have very different memories of Budapest.") Thor swoops in to confront is brother, saying that this is madness. Banner too shows up late to the party, but he makes the most of his screen time -- telling Cap his secret is he's always angry, before transforming into Hulk. Later, he gets to beat the literal shit out of Loki when the God of Mischief tries to tell him off ("Puny God!")

Meantime, a shadowy board of shadowy figures decides it would be better to nuke New York City than to risk letting the aliens invade the rest of Earth (sure...). Stark grabs it and puts it up in the wormhole, Natasha closes it and Iron Man falls helplessly back to Earth until the Hulk swoops in to save him, before going together to capture Loki. The newsreel footage and reactions to the whole "Battle of
New York" not only give us our Stan Lee cameo, but also help set the table for several Marvel films down the road. The two scenes embedded in the credits (mid- and post-) fit Marvel's template for the time -- one that teases/sets up something for a future movie, and another that's just for grins. It's here where we get our first glimpse of Thanos, though he doesn't say anything, just smirks menacingly, and of course the classic shot of our heroes in a restaurant eating shwarma (a scene that was actually added because of an RDJ ad-lib after the battle scene).

It's hard to recapture the feeling you got when you first saw this movie, because at the time it was so different, so risky, so revolutionary. And yet, it still holds up several years later. It's also the first time Marvel really found their voice -- striking a solid balance between action and comedy while weaving together different personalities, egos and alter egos. This was also a rare Marvel film where the villain worked. Sure, Loki's motives were predictable (world domination), but he is an intricate and fascinating character and you got a good sense of his motivation.

RATING: ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5  / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐